An Apple a Day - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Black text at the top

Black text at the top reads "TELEPHONE YOrktown 2-3301" above gold script lettering reading "Baldwin Park

a grinning lit firecracker with a yellow spark and a grinning hot dog in a bun

joining the West Texas-New Mexico League as a Class D club on the dusty Texas plains

prison stinks is what I'm saying

An epic throwback tribute T-Shirt inspired by Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color

An Apple a Day - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Black text at the topApples went from health advice to self defense the moment someone realized a Honeycrisp at 60 mph solves most interpersonal conflicts. Doctors hate this one weird trick, but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away. The Details: Large red chunky text reads "An apple a day keeps anyone away." at the top. Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough.)" beside a green woodcut style illustration of a smiling farmer in a