Hattori Hanzo Sushi & Swordsmith - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Earning Employee of the Month

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

carrying the name of the rubber capital of the world

White block text below reads "WHO KNOWS HOW TO SKI

Egg Shen runs a tour company

Propaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake

Hattori Hanzo Sushi & Swordsmith - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Earning Employee of the MonthRetiring from forging blades that could cut God to slicing yellowtail for tourists is a lateral move only Hanzo could pull off. That ampersand between sushi and swordsmith is doing career counselor levels of heavy lifting. Inspired by Kill Bill. The Details: Golden yellow brushstroke text reads "HATTORI" above larger "HANZO" with small diamond accents flanking the top line. A centered maki roll illustration sits over an unsheathed katana positioned