Red, White & Boozed - Unisex Tank Top Color:White Quint's customer safety briefing is

Quint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes

and amenity text reading "SWIMMING

THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

Distressed yellow rounded retro text below reads "Suns Out

Santa winking while quoting Journey lyrics is the exact energy of every adult wrapping presents at 2 AM from a man they stopped believing in decades ago

Red, White & Boozed - Unisex Tank Top Color:White Quint's customer safety briefing isSomeone has to handle the fireworks. That person has consumed the necessary courage to do so responsibly. The Details: Bold red arched "RED, WHITE & BOOZED" frames a navy vintage illustration of Abraham Lincoln in a tank top, crouching to light a large red and white striped mortar while surrounded by a graveyard of crushed beer cans, spent firework casings, and pyrotechnic debris on the ground. Two color navy and red print on a clean white ground. Fit