Ozone & Turbo's Breakin' Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt woonsocker Arched white distressed text reads

Arched white distressed text reads "PORTLAND

Tourism boards on desert hellholes always oversell the climate

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

Playing meant something in a place where the Pennsylvania Railroad built everything

rendered in reddish-pink meat tones with brown and tan bone ends visible along the bottom edge

Ozone & Turbo's Breakin' Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt woonsocker Arched white distressed text readsEnrollment at Ozone and Turbo's academy requires no formal training, just cardboard, linoleum, and someone's cousin willing to DJ orientation. Complaints are handled exclusively via backslide across the lobby floor. Inspired by Breakin'. The Details: Distressed blue graffiti style text reads "OZONE + TURBO'S" above two high contrast halftone portraits of Ozone and Turbo flanked by red palm trees. Large red outlined graffiti lettering reads "BREAKIN'"