Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M standing at a microphone

standing at a microphone

Serving fine foods and liquors beneath a tropical atmosphere

and a neon sign that pulled you right off the road

with distressed texture throughout

Crashing a house party in post-apocalyptic leather and studded collars is a power move most suburbanites can't pull off

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M standing at a microphoneGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A